The Drunken Goodness of Beer_Meisters is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Beer with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, conspicuous electricity pylons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.093 billion Beer_Meistersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lagerstan. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beer_Meistersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,007 trillion pints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,527 pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beer_Meisters's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beer_Meisters is ranked 237,137^th in the world and 33^rd in Nasicournia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.96 Obesity Rate.