The Scareaucracy of Beepee is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 1.588 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 250 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,906 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', increasing numbers of children in Beepee have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Prime Minister Stan Bach to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Beepee is ranked 99,472^nd in the world and 4,045^th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 53.13 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.