The Please Endorse Me of Beepee is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.547 billion Beepeeps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,591 Shills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 4,090^th in the world and 141^st in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 100.71 Bank.