by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178th Most Influential: 978th Most Secular: 1,863rd
The Bureaucracy of
Democratic Socialists
A fin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population1.207 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Bureaucracy of Beepee is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.207 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 173 trillion Shills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,896 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Beepee is ranked 56,414th in the world and 912th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 173 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178thMost Influential: 978thTop
Most Secular: 1,863rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,489thBest Weather: 2,502ndSafest: 2,991stMost Pacifist: 3,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,771stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,030thHealthiest Citizens: 4,057thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,370thMost Developed: 4,507thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,379thLowest Crime Rates: 5,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,805thNicest Citizens: 5,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,897thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,272ndSmartest Citizens: 7,478thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,718thLargest Governments: 7,906thMost Cultured: 9,242ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,481stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,731stMost Inclusive: 11,172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,507thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,742ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,914th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 64th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 169th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 194th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 213th in the regionNicest Citizens: 213th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 217th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 334th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 400th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 411th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 434th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 468th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Beepee voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Uniform Labeling of Hazardous Goods".
  • : Beepee was endorsed by The Confederacy of United States of Vietnam mirror.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, Lasiorhinus Latifrons is one of the most popular forenames in Beepee.
  • : Beepee was endorsed by The Republic of Augustoritum.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Beepee are famed for their reasonable volume levels.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 299 » Midand, Erinor, Goverwal, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Land Without Shrimp, Avoux, Tsunamy, Belschaft, PlanetBob, Curlyhoward, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Bear Connors Paradiso, Quiescent, The United Expanse, Havenfell, Great Vritannia, WTP All the good names are taken, Iristead, Crystal Creation, The Solar System Scope, Brendleton, Luddinlande, Linguiniland, Aidenfieeld, Kringalia, Japanese Federal Republic, Si-topia, Sandaoguo, Theorin, Drugged Monkeys, Albrenia, Qaweritoyu, Thudor, Anachronolandia, Darakin, Ozymandialand, Sufrington, Saganye, United Faith Warriors, Sween-flu Quarantine Zone, Londenar, Qazahnir, The Bloodguard, Pordana, PussBag, Ofoa Gorgole, Psichiatia, Democratic Republic of Palmyra, Concrete Slab, London Boroughs, and 249 others.Lambdaland, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Walenstein, Janapuri, Holy Chimerland, Upwalk, Jaena, Poopisiya, The Amazons Daughters, Promethium Prime, Ilutheria, Westoc Kinness, Sthalrim, Esfalsa, Crabius, Ratioprudentia, Ancient Slobovia, Marylandica, UnitedStatesofMrloong, Sacaruela, The Two Jerseys, FreeFishers, Zomburg, Corteilla Paschika, Tyflugian, Nowa Europa, Antieon, Wynburg, Centristvill, Dylar, Oxsania, Lumpov Hasch, Trebah, SHISU, Wabijust, Stormexia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Prefesia, Barabarom, Valenos, Lytan, Myasima, Athnar, The United Helios republic, Kholdan, KIROVET, Bonaugure, Drystar, Great Andora, Sedunn, Markaziana, Noveos, Apeiron Dominus, Nakayo, Likulau, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Tsvetania, Dusted, Arktisk Lupus, Caasd, Hastic, Bawkie, Three Rivia Levr, Hollowed Sun, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Pax Dracon, Nettunia, Sou Mottle, The Walde, Sanden, North Kanuckistan, Bod Wareenaland, Cretacia, Soem, Liberimery, Litorauria, Kongoudess, Balkan Democratic Republics, Dukys, Atiri, Nin Sperna, Cypheri, Sagada, Escevola, Ichanian, Hanskarr, Lefiria, Altaira Prime, Soul Har, New Aitkenhead Empire, Kiasu-ism, USA OF Canada, Kelzcre, Pamela And Hepatitis, LaPia, Nobod, Sonnydesh, Jaxon, Liberunitaria, Trinennie, Curfewa, Ufask, Vylore, Noire Denholm, Madhonia, Nothanksbutseriously, Center Lisle, Mantas Meow, Paenoa, Uatenhan, Czernakh-Sol, Phillius, Tricesagi, Hadley Rille, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, GI-Land, Ukronda, Braavos and Lorath, Angevin Britannia, Loyandeneoperversordia, Grirobor, Reggob, Saimeny Vik, The Eight Hearths, Santulanum, St Oaks, Wolma Derast, NorthWest Companlia, Dubbayoo, Vos Dothrak, Clicplestumbos, Draeth land, Bandorion, Poregasin, Ezeleah, EmpireBR, Atheist Supreme, Blahblah2017, Tau Xen, Paraguy, The Black Cats, Auld necrata, Trelatche, Hanguk-Nippon, Klyntonia, Wolves Landing, Compassionate Living, Bergenu, Akiponesia, Lotadia, North Prarie, Farengeto, Mudrorhiel, Kekatron, North Baltind, Tim Stark, Typica, Kobehia, Miesce, Ridehale, Solkaina, Forlimpopoli, Lily Pad Nation, The Post Humans, Vincent Field, Yellunstryer, Lusoc, Wolf co, Ennairb, United States of Arizelon, Friedmantowne, North Anatnom, Aywhyou, Aschenburg, Immund, Aumeltopia, Penciland, New Bremerton, Dark Order Chaos, Stoinia, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Stalvarctic, Jehenna, The naked people, Skrucketts, Freedwanda, Isokenzar, BloupBloup, Runsiya, Upper Alaska, Wyatonians, Khazadine, Novak, Wild Space, East Sakhlin, Eudoria, Sozoteki, Rebel-topia, Walloonia, Lost And Found, Gaine Moon, Calistan, American Confederated Union, Larenien, Pettuvetiset, Uncastania, Southern Numenor, Deosdora, Eurosphere, Dioctannia, Pastir, Monhak, Altanium 3, South Amerion, Northern Kria Bssedelisia, Propugnaculum, Lugminaria, San Joachim, Spazzhole, Myttles, The Digital Ark, Holy Dominate, Uskara, YaBoyHunter, Filipinniana, Druville, Petropole States, Antarctic Empires, Papahausen, Hakatisi Hotanosoni, Cargini, Laplardia, Imperium State, Corodelle, Utondara, Pelland, The Candrickan Commonwealth, Tijania, Endessia, Kalansca, Seanadia, Serutemer, Leonardana, Outer Serbeckja, Idiopola, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Enplatia, Augustoritum, and United States of Vietnam mirror.

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