The Bureaucracy of Beepee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.907 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 319 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,589 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 1,380^th in the world and 39^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 148.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.