The Tastiest Parts of Beepee is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.02 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,641 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, refugees from other nations are flocking to Beepee's border, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 646^th in the world and 30^th in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with 804 Meters Of Sunlight.