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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 113thMost Influential: 384thMost Secular: 468th
The Please Endorse Me of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
How Very Dare You!
Civil Rights
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Population6.547 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Please Endorse Me of Beepee is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.547 billion Beepeeps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,591 Shills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 4,090th in the world and 141st in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 100.71 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 113thMost Influential: 384thMost Secular: 468thBest Weather: 642ndSafest: 809thMost Beautiful Environments: 835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 873rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 878thMost Developed: 888thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 918thMost Pacifist: 963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,043rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,254thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,426thLowest Crime Rates: 1,536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,644thNicest Citizens: 1,702ndLargest Governments: 1,884thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,934thSmartest Citizens: 1,981stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,433rdMost Inclusive: 2,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,099thMost Cultured: 3,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,090thMost Efficient Economies: 5,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,221stHighest Average Incomes: 7,255thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,759thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,153rdHighest Economic Output: 13,916thMost Stationary: 17,034thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,048th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 260th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 278th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 279th in the regionMost Stationary: 314th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 325th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 472nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 535th in the region

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