The Minister of Regional Affairs of Beepee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.299 billion Beepeeps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 407 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,341 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 146,831^st in the world and 6,736^th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 8.08 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.