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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46thMost Influential: 170thMost Secular: 504th
The Tastiest Parts of
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Population7.641 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Tastiest Parts of Beepee is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.641 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,870 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Beepee's border, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 5,681st in the world and 206th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 106.56 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46thMost Influential: 170thMost Secular: 504thBest Weather: 670thSafest: 814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 837thMost Beautiful Environments: 840thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 870thMost Developed: 893rdMost Pacifist: 1,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,024thHealthiest Citizens: 1,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,703rdNicest Citizens: 1,753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,816thSmartest Citizens: 1,942ndHighest Food Quality: 1,944thLargest Governments: 1,946thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,411thMost Inclusive: 2,618thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,916thMost Cultured: 3,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,390thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,925thMost Efficient Economies: 6,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,247thHighest Average Incomes: 7,599thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,091stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,794thHighest Economic Output: 12,386thMost Stationary: 15,520th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 222nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 261st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionMost Stationary: 289th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 361st in the regionLargest Populations: 444th in the region

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