The Bureaucracy of Beepee is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.207 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 173 trillion Shills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,896 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Beepee is ranked 56,414^th in the world and 912^th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 173 trillion Standard Monetary Units.