by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 180th Most Influential: 482nd Best Weather: 1,502nd
The Scareaucracy of
Democratic Socialists
A fin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population1.588 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Scareaucracy of Beepee is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 1.588 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 250 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,906 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', increasing numbers of children in Beepee have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Prime Minister Stan Bach to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Beepee is ranked 99,472nd in the world and 4,045th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 53.13 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 180thMost Influential: 482ndBest Weather: 1,502ndTop
Most Secular: 1,790thSafest: 1,900thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,265thMost Pacifist: 2,287thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,317thHealthiest Citizens: 2,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,032ndMost Developed: 3,402ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,670thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,766thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,767thLowest Crime Rates: 3,808thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,987thNicest Citizens: 4,168thLargest Governments: 4,854thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,891stSmartest Citizens: 5,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,590thMost Cultured: 7,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,464thMost Inclusive: 7,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,216thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,670thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,181stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,518thMost Efficient Economies: 10,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,976thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,022ndMost Income Equality: 16,128th
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 128th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 171st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 189th in the regionMost Cultured: 211th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 247th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 270th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 278th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 293rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 395th in the regionNudest: 661st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beepee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Prime Minister Stan Bach to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, increasing numbers of children in Beepee have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Beepee endorsed The Endorsement Machine of Midand.
  • : Beepee was endorsed by The Endorsement Machine of Midand.
  • : Beepee lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beepee, Prime Minister Stan Bach spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 306 » Erinor, Goverwal, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tsunamy, Belschaft, Curlyhoward, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Bear Connors Paradiso, Quiescent, The United Expanse, Havenfell, Great Vritannia, WTP All the good names are taken, Iristead, Crystal Creation, The Solar System Scope, Brendleton, Luddinlande, Linguiniland, Aidenfieeld, Kringalia, Japanese Federal Republic, Si-topia, Sandaoguo, Theorin, Drugged Monkeys, Albrenia, Qaweritoyu, Thudor, Anachronolandia, Darakin, Saganye, United Faith Warriors, Sween-flu Quarantine Zone, Londenar, Qazahnir, The Bloodguard, Ofoa Gorgole, Psichiatia, Democratic Republic of Palmyra, Concrete Slab, London Boroughs, Lambdaland, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Walenstein, Janapuri, Holy Chimerland, Upwalk, Jaena, Poopisiya, and 256 others.The Amazons Daughters, Promethium Prime, Ilutheria, Westoc Kinness, Sthalrim, Crabius, Ratioprudentia, Ancient Slobovia, UnitedStatesofMrloong, The Two Jerseys, FreeFishers, Zomburg, Corteilla Paschika, Tyflugian, Nowa Europa, Wynburg, Centristvill, Dylar, Oxsania, Lumpov Hasch, Wabijust, Stormexia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Prefesia, Barabarom, Lytan, Myasima, Kholdan, KIROVET, Bonaugure, Drystar, Sedunn, Noveos, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Tsvetania, Dusted, Caasd, Hastic, Bawkie, Three Rivia Levr, Hollowed Sun, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Pax Dracon, Nettunia, Sou Mottle, The Walde, Sanden, North Kanuckistan, Bod Wareenaland, Cretacia, Soem, Liberimery, Litorauria, Kongoudess, Balkan Democratic Republics, Dukys, Nin Sperna, Cypheri, Sagada, Escevola, Hanskarr, Altaira Prime, Soul Har, Kiasu-ism, Kelzcre, Pamela And Hepatitis, LaPia, Nobod, Sonnydesh, Liberunitaria, Trinennie, Ufask, Vylore, Noire Denholm, Madhonia, Nothanksbutseriously, Center Lisle, Mantas Meow, Paenoa, Uatenhan, Phillius, Tricesagi, Hadley Rille, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, GI-Land, Ukronda, Braavos and Lorath, Angevin Britannia, Loyandeneoperversordia, Grirobor, Saimeny Vik, The Eight Hearths, Santulanum, St Oaks, Wolma Derast, NorthWest Companlia, Dubbayoo, Vos Dothrak, Bandorion, Poregasin, Ezeleah, EmpireBR, Atheist Supreme, Blahblah2017, Tau Xen, The Black Cats, Auld necrata, Trelatche, Hanguk-Nippon, Klyntonia, Wolves Landing, Compassionate Living, Bergenu, Akiponesia, Lotadia, North Prarie, Farengeto, Kekatron, North Baltind, Typica, Kobehia, Miesce, Ridehale, Forlimpopoli, The Post Humans, Vincent Field, Yellunstryer, Friedmantowne, North Anatnom, Aywhyou, Aschenburg, Immund, Aumeltopia, Penciland, Dark Order Chaos, Stoinia, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Stalvarctic, Jehenna, The naked people, Skrucketts, Freedwanda, Isokenzar, BloupBloup, Runsiya, Upper Alaska, Wyatonians, Khazadine, Wild Space, East Sakhlin, Sozoteki, Rebel-topia, Walloonia, Lost And Found, Gaine Moon, Calistan, Larenien, Pettuvetiset, Uncastania, Southern Numenor, Deosdora, Dioctannia, Pastir, Monhak, Altanium 3, Northern Kria Bssedelisia, Propugnaculum, San Joachim, Spazzhole, Myttles, The Digital Ark, Holy Dominate, Uskara, Filipinniana, Petropole States, Antarctic Empires, Cargini, Utondara, Pelland, The Candrickan Commonwealth, Tijania, Seanadia, Leonardana, Outer Serbeckja, Idiopola, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Enplatia, Augustoritum, North Viana, JuanCarlosland, Dillon927, Galeoland, Nankyoku Tairiku, Synechdoche, La Ascension, Zadiner, Moreana, United States of Vietnam, Domeres, Hajland, United Kingdom Of Nusantara, Infarian, Rubinof, The Vicenza Provinces, BarnicleLand, Volaworand, Paranoia, Nidon, Meneon, Terra Leuthenia, Jwavin, AsdfghUiop, PEPEP, Arx Obex, TheGreatHitlerJr, The Hypris, Terranous, United Stanstans, Phantom Nation, Lunadae, Magical Land Secessionists, Sorbruwka, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Techganet, United States 16, Democratic Parndia, Land With a Proper Amount of Shrimp, The Exarchate of the West, Greor Ther, Invire, Dunmaroe, Sakazade, Esfalsa, Stannisland48, Anoidach, Land of Warrior Hounds, East India Kompany, Catalunya unida, Rhetiaa, Ubesii, Austrialia, Mitandersfors, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Mingoloid, Kurskland, CLEMENY, Mojoland, Gebirgig Pfingstemeinde Land, Saciu, European Defense Organization, Freedova, Jarilon, Oskyelion, New Briantown, Jaxon, and Midand.

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