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Most Secular: 673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 753rdBest Weather: 933rd
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Beepee

Population13.364 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Richard Hunter
FaithAupheliaism

CurrencyShill
AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Tastiest Parts of Beepee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Richard Hunter with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.364 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 2,601 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,699 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 1,984th in the world and 47th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.84 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 753rdBest Weather: 933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,053rdSafest: 1,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,131stMost Developed: 1,235thMost Pacifist: 1,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,395thHealthiest Citizens: 1,446thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,984thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,334thLargest Governments: 2,365thMost Influential: 2,408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,427thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,427thNicest Citizens: 2,464thHighest Food Quality: 2,484thSmartest Citizens: 2,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,721stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,244thMost Inclusive: 3,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,619thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,722ndMost Cultured: 4,030thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,998thHighest Economic Output: 8,712thMost Efficient Economies: 10,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,826thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,640thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,934thMost Income Equality: 17,631stLargest Populations: 30,629th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 64th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 65th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 205th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 290th in the regionLargest Populations: 300th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 345th in the regionMost Income Equality: 388th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beepee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Beepee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Beepee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Beepee's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Beepee's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Beepee relocated from Osiris to The South Pacific.
  • : Beepee's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Beepee altered its national flag.
  • : Beepee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Beepee's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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