The Commonwealth of Beepee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.347 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 831 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,225 Shills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Beepee but at least the trains run on time, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 174,870^th in the world and 7,859^th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -27.82 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.