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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,721stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,904th
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Superpower
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Beefalo Bill

Population1.384 billion

CapitalAllentown

CurrencyBeefalonian quid
Animalbison

The Democratic States of Beefalo Bill is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.384 billion Beefalonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Beefalonian economy, worth 134 trillion Beefalonian quid a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 97,401 Beefalonian quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, sex-ed is child's play, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime is totally unknown. Beefalo Bill's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beefalo Bill is ranked 37,196th in the world and 2nd in Greater Beefalo Bill for Smartest Citizens, with 43.75 quips per hour.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,721stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,658thNicest Citizens: 9,850thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,646thRudest Citizens: 10,886thMost Inclusive: 11,721stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,034thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 19,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,192ndBest Weather: 25,226th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, sex-ed is child's play.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Beefalo Bill, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.

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