The Democratic States of Beefalo Bill is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.384 billion Beefalonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Beefalonian economy, worth 134 trillion Beefalonian quid a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 97,401 Beefalonian quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, sex-ed is child's play, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime is totally unknown. Beefalo Bill's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beefalo Bill is ranked 37,196^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Beefalo Bill for Smartest Citizens, with 43.75 quips per hour.