The Pepperoni Principality of BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, feral children, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 534 million BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beefandbroccolopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANTian economy, worth 68.5 trillion tsoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,315 tsoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 802,273 per year while the poor average 8,724, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and the sea slug has a hungry look. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT's national animal is the sea slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

BEEF KING CHINESE RESTAURANT is ranked 189,338^th in the world and 3,799^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 16.33 Atheism Rate.