by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 364thMost Authoritarian: 3,509thMost Stationary: 9,411th
The Tronified Forces of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Direct All Telegrams to Bedetopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Bedetopian Envoy

Population13.16 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The Tronified Forces of Bedetopian Envoy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.16 billion Blue Soldiers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Bedetopian economy, worth 57.7 trillion βedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 4,382 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Electric Dictator Bedebao is the self-declared God of all Bedetopian Envoy, a small country is wondering where their capital building's gold dome went, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bedetopian Envoy's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus.

Bedetopian Envoy is ranked 204,218th in the world and 49th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Fattest Citizens, with 9.37 Obesity Rate.

Most Income Equality: 364thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,509thMost Stationary: 9,411thTop
Most Influential: 14,383rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,868thLargest Populations: 24,638thMost Extreme: 25,678th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the region

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