The Kingdom of Beausylvana is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.846 billion Beausylvanesks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Beausylvanan economy, worth 192 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,251 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, board shorts have replaced board rooms, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beausylvana's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beausylvana is ranked 136,524^th in the world and 4,604^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 719.68 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.