by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 51stLargest Retail Industry: 91stHighest Crime Rates: 103rd
The Kleptocratic Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.493 billion

LeaderBank of Beauprix

AnimalSpanish Dancer

The Kleptocratic Republic of Beauprix is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bank of Beauprix with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.493 billion Beaupri are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rouveaux. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Beauprix economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 301,486 Francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,803,231 per year while the poor average 2,975, a ratio of 942 to 1.

The government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Franc payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch, disaster victims are viewed with disdain, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Beauprix's national animal is the Spanish Dancer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Beauprix is ranked 177,501st in the world and 1,148th in Europe for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.11 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 51stLargest Retail Industry: 91stHighest Crime Rates: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110thMost Armed: 114thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 137thLargest Gambling Industry: 148thFattest Citizens: 186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 276thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 290thMost Avoided: 299thMost Influential: 609thMost Ignorant Citizens: 630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 631stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 704thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 718thMost Rebellious Youth: 948thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,090thLargest Mining Sector: 1,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,517thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,590thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,863rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,961stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,960thMost Efficient Economies: 6,622ndMost Pro-Market: 7,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,058thMost Secular: 8,135thTop
Highest Drug Use: 10,542ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,642ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,299thHighest Economic Output: 15,017thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,729th
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 54th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beauprix changed its national leader to "Bank of Beauprix".
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Franc payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, citizens must pay to enjoy Beauprix's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Beauprix endorsed The Federation of Stellar Union.
  • : Beauprix was endorsed by The Federation of Stellar Union.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Slavorussia, Saint Domingo, Thracia Republic, Yahlia, Kaspinia, Jim the Baptist, Irminsulia, Slavonia and Srijem, Pazano, Fauzjhia, Troltovia, Outer Sparta, Friemenn, The Seven Provinces, Bohomo, Miharr, Imperium Anglorum, Bathera, St Scarlett, Super Happy Land, Pilipinas and Malaya, Death Bat, GanymedEuropa, Brakanistan, Prussia Kaiserreich, Ostermarch, Baycanistan, Maritzal, An Clar, Thracia and Crimea, Caescadia, Estonesia, Regnum Italiae, Wombelland, Saiwania, Republic of Satherland, Bolger, Nardin, Lieges, The Mongol Plain, Continental Social Democrats, Germany Third Reich, Nea Europa, Msaladofinger, Cytadela, Corthaen, Hexace, Milfgaerd, Leranditale, British Alban, and 78 others.Monkistan, Quentenia, Aragonja, Dauershire, Eritei, New Touraine, Falvaard, Stukilo, Libertyca, Garya, Leszno, Izvbard, Goldenbourg, Dark Matter, Lovisa, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Purgatio, Amicities, New Denizland, Apabeossie, Alympian Kingdom, The Ivory Tower of Academia, New Cottingham, Zuid-Limburgia, Weltbeherrschung, Galway-Dublin, Kardjali, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Carphelia, Boldia, North of Americas, Cyrothica, Northern German Federation, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, New Ylicia, Yoannes, Greate San Marino, Wessex and Cornwall, Hameed, Soviet Krussia, Dizgovzy, Chioganah, Nedeslavia, Unico Republic, Unionist Mercia, Puerto Thelosia, Ahma, The New Nordic Union, Parliamentary Laramidia, The Champions League, Alienage, Durlia, Frahnkzaden, Kenmoria WA Mission, Umeria, Pyrithos, Eski, Birdopiane, Uvieu, Feria-Alkaline, Bahnhofstrasse, Vulpan, Mantcor, The City States Of Las Vegas, British Norklon, Supcotia, Arikiania, Zeronno, Novabritannia, Pydrus, Viciebskaja, The Kingdom of Denmark, Nation of Warfare, Soviet Taoistan, Firand Sheion, Nuweland, Obev, and Stellar Union.

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