The Untitled of Beasluxia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President X with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.07 billion Beasluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plymouth City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beasluxian economy, worth 961 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,388 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, President X can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and Beasluxia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime is totally unknown. Beasluxia's national animal is the Red Crested Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Beasluxia is ranked 11,229^th in the world and 592^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,248.3 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.