Most Rebellious Youth: 750th Highest Crime Rates: 1,055th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,262nd
The Mardi Gras Mania of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coffee and King Cake
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The Mardi Gras Mania of Bearistotle and Hebert is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The King and Pope with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.556 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sofa. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cute and Cuddly economy, worth 146 trillion preapprovedcreditcards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,479 preapprovedcreditcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Bearistotle and Hebert. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bearistotle and Hebert's national animal is the Little Old Lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chocolism.

Bearistotle and Hebert is ranked 160,362nd in the world and 13th in The House at Pooh Corner for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 750thHighest Crime Rates: 1,055thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,262ndLargest Populations: 2,431stNicest Citizens: 2,486thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,007thBest Weather: 6,585thMost Pacifist: 7,318thMost Cultured: 8,120thTop
Most Influential: 9,011thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,723rdNudest: 10,757thLargest Black Market: 12,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,333rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,666th
Largest Populations: 1st in the region

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