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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,549thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,730thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,209th
The Company of
Capitalist Paradise
Let's make nothing but money
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Dominator
Managing Partner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Bear Stearns

Population3.392 billion

CapitalNew York
LeaderChief Executive Officer Jim Cayne

Currencydollar
Animalbear

The Company of Bear Stearns is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer Jim Cayne with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.392 billion bankers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The powerhouse Bear Stearns economy, worth 312 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 92,177 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 429,236 per year while the poor average 11,872, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and Chief Executive Officer Jim Cayne sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bear Stearns's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bear Stearns is ranked 183,530th in the world and 1st in Bear Stearns for Longest Average Lifespans, with 64.43 Years.

Top
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,549thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,730thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,209thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,219thFattest Citizens: 6,826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,599thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,145thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,403rdTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 10,690thLargest Retail Industry: 13,720thMost Pro-Market: 14,221stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,006thHighest Crime Rates: 19,081stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,088thLargest Mining Sector: 20,441st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bear Stearns agreed to construct embassies between Bear Stearns and RAMS.
  • : Bear Stearns agreed to construct embassies between Bear Stearns and The City of New York.
  • : Bear Stearns proposed constructing embassies between Bear Stearns and Vaporwave Paradise.
  • : Bear Stearns was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, Chief Executive Officer Jim Cayne sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Bear Stearns was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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