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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,925th Largest Gambling Industry: 4,608th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,946th
The Company of
Anarchy
Let's make nothing but money
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bear Stearns

Population1.297 billion

CapitalNew York
LeaderChief Executive Officer Jim Cayne

Currencydollar
Animalbear

The Company of Bear Stearns is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer Jim Cayne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.297 billion bankers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The thriving Bear Stearns economy, worth 114 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 87,924 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,964 per year while the poor average 10,185, a ratio of 42.5 to 1.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Bear Stearns sovereign territory, and Chief Executive Officer Jim Cayne has just been declared ruler of Bear Stearns in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bear Stearns's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bear Stearns is ranked 46,139th in the world and 1st in Bear Stearns for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,925thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,608thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,946thHighest Crime Rates: 5,916thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,135thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,824thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,687thMost Pro-Market: 8,738thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,003rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,204thRudest Citizens: 12,567thFattest Citizens: 14,333rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bear Stearns was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Bear Stearns changed its national leader to "Chief Executive Officer Jim Cayne".
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, Chief Executive Officer Jim Cayne has just been declared ruler of Bear Stearns in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Bear Stearns sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Bear Stearns was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Bear Stearns, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Bear Stearns altered its national flag.
  • : Bear Stearns's influence in Bear Stearns fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Bear Stearns altered its national flag.

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