by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Information Technology Sector: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd
The Serene Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Bear Connors Paradiso

Population23.395 billion

CapitalMark Barry Michael
LeaderDr Eamer


The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Eamer with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.395 billion Bears have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mark Barry Michael. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Bear economy, worth a remarkable 7,597 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,741 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bear Connors Paradiso's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnostic.

Bear Connors Paradiso is ranked 3,328th in the world and 87th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,805.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rdMost Secular: 36thMost Armed: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 90thRudest Citizens: 154thMost Beautiful Environments: 178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257thMost Efficient Economies: 308thSmartest Citizens: 343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 356thMost Avoided: 377thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 426thHighest Disposable Incomes: 548thMost Influential: 711thHighest Economic Output: 989thMost Stationary: 1,041stBest Weather: 1,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,204thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,274thHighest Average Incomes: 1,711thFattest Citizens: 1,731stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,814thLargest Retail Industry: 1,885thLargest Black Market: 2,347thTop
Highest Food Quality: 3,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,328thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,338thMost Inclusive: 4,384thLargest Populations: 5,475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,314thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,753rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,096thLargest Governments: 9,624thMost Cultured: 10,205thTop
Highest Drug Use: 22,571st
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionFattest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 157th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 181st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 185th in the regionLargest Governments: 265th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 300th in the regionMost Cultured: 303rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 495th in the regionNudest: 519th in the regionMost Developed: 847th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 309 » Fudgetopia, Darakin, Ancient Slobovia, Theorin, Kiasu-ism, Soem, Curlyhoward, Tsunamy, Sanden, Lioniel, Sedunn, The United Expanse, Seliyan progressive Islands, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, New East Scandinavia, Madhonia, FreeFishers, Transtemporal Shifts, GI-Land, Privatore, Pax Dracon, The Solar System Scope, Techganet, Abarri, Auphelia, Oxsania, Havenfell, Moreana, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Centristvill, Drugged Monkeys, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, North Kanuckistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Jarilon, Crystal Creation, and 259 others.Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Direwolf1, Herbert Island, Stoniamera, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Dasko, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Changolandia, Unidum, The Two Jerseys, Maeiland, PenguinPies, Amerion, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Drystar, Bergenu, Three Rivia Levr, Yellunstryer, Zaelith, Bod Wareenaland, Sthalrim, Fasire, Mapico, Lesinteil, Noveos, Potion Seller, Rad Asia, Linden Oak, Salguod, Corgitopiaa, Southern Numenor, Antarctic Empires, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Gymnostan, Eastern Nyan, Cypheri, Center Lisle, Noire Denholm, Gentea, The naked people, A leftover country, Spazzhole, Blaash, Bumblegaria, HUElavia, Fredriecan, Oreo States, Dereistic, St Oaks, Unielvan Millorvium, Grianal, Los Lonley Boys, Dankstergrad, Enplatia, RestartAll, Bleakfoot, Avalonica, Marstella, Tiransia, Tioloman, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Holy Free, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Shefino, Ralphburg, Yavemaya, South Caleblan, Vardanfel, The Worst army of, Maerist, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Markla, Dirkistan, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Not Austria, The Drakan Republic, Myness, Andinla, Midand, Concrete Slab, Myndia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Western Fardelshufflestein, Bohenia, Tepertopia, Brunier, Purple Hyacinth, Phanama, Doraya, SteamPunk Squirrels, Bartonia Nova, Seythennia, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Canmore, Los Rodeos, Euro Pacifica, Enlightened Australasia, Abyssal Phantasm, Blondiesland, Communist Darskaya Republic, Wakandan Tribes, Manuck, Blaufrankisch, Yumeiro, The Founding Citadel, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Holota, Treir, Ceutalia, East Mantis, Hyenhnam, Truskawkoland, Margila Islands, Qawe, New Itomorii, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, Yeses, Lyland, Eddonia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, The ColdWyvernian Undead, NIGHTRAY, New Qafedemar, Noimosini, Westenhald, Peligo, Freedoom, Doundaly, Anatasha, The United Australian States, Skaladoria, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, The island of Sorna, Arizona2, United States of Belvaria, Uvalor, Unojo, Rectionk, JavaSiege, Rhetiaa, Ragabania, Kiani, Tyflugian, Podunkia, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Solanosco, New Sanet, Independent State of Arstotzka, Omonoia, Moridine, Green Sofia, Fronern, Danily, Tackastan, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, The Kies, Linguiniland, Great Marsinia, Wildweststan, New Plant, United Europe-Eurasia, Osheiga, Indolos, Drew Durrnil, Bon Ther, Saciu, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Hakk Fiss, Murelia, Tineman, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Valency, Augusta Tarsatica, New Lanfang, Yaravia, Nivosea, GERMAN EMPIER, Maid of Anarchy, Beausoleil, Jordonova, Federated Republic of New England, Hawaiian Pizzas, Bkv, Honeland, Sol Norcustt, Flaklidard, Great Hark, Virconea-Milatia, Potatoeslandia, Dymat, Roulit, Eternal Memedom, Esterwood, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Natiren, Delian Gol, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Langburn, Idealandis, Eroana, San Viktor, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, The King Isle, Constabul, Photoplier, Nation States Cayo, Sutarianesia, New American Dictatorship, Paganan, The Imperial Of Notsep, Combohrenovke, Aurcania, Escevola, Sordlands, NOMAYUKI, Gonrati, Andrendia, Somurias, Silmad, Flaksis, Venezia Pacifica, Dragonfriut, The Guinean Coast, Haida Highlanders, Hoclon, Immund, Cereskia 2, The Western Mother Mountain, Ambirich, RimRoad, Trickster Land, Mascana-, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Hatrunka, and Farelonia.

View Forum posts