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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17thRudest Citizens: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 29th
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Bear Connors Paradiso

Population24.809 billion

CapitalMark Barry Michael
LeaderDr Eamer


The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Eamer with a fair hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.809 billion Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mark Barry Michael. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient a Bear economy, worth a remarkable 7,844 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 316,188 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,347,323 per year while the poor average 47,716, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bear Connors Paradiso's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnostic.

Bear Connors Paradiso is ranked 29th in the world and 4th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 259.03 crimes per hour.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 17thRudest Citizens: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 29thMost Armed: 41stMost Secular: 68thMost Rebellious Youth: 82ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 178thMost Efficient Economies: 239thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 301stMost Avoided: 318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 349thSmartest Citizens: 350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 410thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 600thMost Influential: 791stMost Stationary: 989thHighest Economic Output: 1,048thFattest Citizens: 1,111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,117thBest Weather: 1,241stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,261stLargest Retail Industry: 1,674thHighest Average Incomes: 1,972ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,529thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,735thHighest Food Quality: 3,839thMost Inclusive: 4,796thLargest Populations: 5,318thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,646thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,684thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,743rdLargest Governments: 7,993rdLargest Black Market: 8,326thMost Cultured: 12,817thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,914thHighest Drug Use: 22,557th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 123rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 209th in the regionLargest Governments: 211th in the regionNudest: 315th in the regionMost Cultured: 387th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 577th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 580th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 937th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,193rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,233rd in the region

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