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Least Corrupt Governments: 809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 917thMost Pacifist: 1,110th
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Beanz

Population9.533 billion

CapitalTrotton
LeaderEmmanuel Goldstein

Currencypound
Animaldragon

The Free Land of Beanz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emmanuel Goldstein with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.533 billion Beanzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotton. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beanzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,452 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Beanz are blocked up with orders for new public loos, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanz's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beanz is ranked 809th in the world and 7th in NationStates for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.6 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 917thMost Pacifist: 1,110thSafest: 1,138thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,225thBest Weather: 1,336thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,581stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,611thMost Developed: 1,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,686thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,778thMost Inclusive: 1,813thNicest Citizens: 1,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,242ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,777thHealthiest Citizens: 2,778thHighest Drug Use: 2,854thLowest Crime Rates: 2,913thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,957thLargest Governments: 3,064thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,099thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,998thMost Influential: 4,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,360thMost Secular: 5,541stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,746thMost Cultured: 6,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,596thHighest Average Incomes: 8,870thMost Efficient Economies: 9,020thHighest Economic Output: 9,831stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,051stNudest: 11,846thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,637thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,257thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,302nd
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beanz was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Discordia United.
  • : Beanz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Beanz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Beanz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Death Penalty Ban"".
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Beanz, builders across Beanz are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Beanz was endorsed by The Federation of Carates.
  • : Beanz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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