The Free Land of Beanz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emmanuel Goldstein with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.533 billion Beanzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotton. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beanzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,452 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Beanz are blocked up with orders for new public loos, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanz's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beanz is ranked 809^th in the world and 7^th in NationStates for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.6 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.