by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 261st Most Influential: 477th Largest Black Market: 2,484th
The Great Unitary Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Independence is a genuine right of all nations
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Great Unitary Republic of Beagles Reborn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Andrew Vincent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.9 billion Rebornians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincentium City. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The Beagles Rebornian economy, worth 460 trillion Beagles Reborn Rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,899 Beagles Reborn Rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beagles Reborn's national animal is the Beagles Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Beagles Reborn is ranked 67,522nd in the world and 3,604th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 53.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 261stMost Influential: 477thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,484thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,040thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,041stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,981stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,426thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,604thHealthiest Citizens: 11,991stHighest Drug Use: 12,150thBest Weather: 12,509thMost Cultured: 13,575thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,579thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,118thLargest Governments: 17,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,665th
Largest Black Market: 54th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 361st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 422nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 529th in the regionLargest Populations: 602nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 630th in the regionMost Cultured: 645th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 647th in the regionBest Weather: 673rd in the regionLargest Governments: 747th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 785th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 799th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 834th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 869th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 924th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 928th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beagles Reborn was endorsed by The Republic of Marralore.
  • : Beagles Reborn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Beagles Reborn was endorsed by The Free Land of The South Falls.
  • : Following new legislation in Beagles Reborn, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • : Following new legislation in Beagles Reborn, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Beagles Reborn, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Beagles Reborn, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Beagles Reborn, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Beagles Reborn, harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Beagles Reborn, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 235 » HMS Unicorn, Venezuelia, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, New Sekai, Apetopia, Sadakoyama, The Rossinite Empire, Novare Res, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Former English Colony, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, SillyString, SYRIXIA, South Isles, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Bharathvarsh, The Galactic Triumvirate, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Vegetarian States, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Godly City, Arrivederci, Great Bights Mum, Wisconsota, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Avalon, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Celreostia, Techislovakia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Cullins, Wineclaw, Atmana, Sankami, SchoolHouse Rock, Reannia, and 185 others.Sereeno, Malta Comino Gozo, Orslan, American MapleStory, Siwale, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, Tuand Seton, Indereac Lanx, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Upper Sam Dodovi, Southern Stroraia, Tharissus, Omicron Persei V111, The Kyziban Islands, Mercy Land, Pallaith, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, PlanetPunk, Colony of lasting Hopes, Rukonia, Coemgen, Kwaj, Amerian States, Vinantis, Ainsworth, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Panama Coalition, Vszeklina, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Zedeya, Aragael, Koda-Land, Necromonia, Aenglaland, Diodone, Ostrinios, Xinchao, Kelvaros Prime, Auceorion, Anima Proxa, Lamexanope, Rylam, Che Sana Und, Dadastan Archipelago, Halcon siveriano, McMasterdonia, Forunte, Maestros haven, Plembobria, Sheppey, Yukti, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Akhara Islands, Beodarasc, The Free Californian People, The The Bierands, AdyLand, Herzliyya, PidgeoLlama, TerranulliuZ, The Utopian Movement, New Chilokver, Ausmercia, Buckerino, Canne Douthstan, QAYYUM, Stareogratia, Ribbleton, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Yaris, WE Empire, Cuyan, Seven Hills, Vogonlandia, Ilisseia, Montroyale, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, ZimRobwe, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Aldelaria, Horsley Land, The Austro Germanic Union, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Fountania, Upper West Side Soweto, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Unsophisticate, Thenaca, Anna Lisa, United States of Panthalassa, Gellandia, Slaughterhouse Nine, The Syca, New Rivia, Ice and Tinian, Dodione, Coppicia, Qactana, Corfad, Fawkenia, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Phillywob, Asuroka, Plumas, Weehay, Wodan, Aroa, People Republic of Sino, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Pria Xennes, Blurds, Felhaven, Palisede, Wyldeacre, Destroedor, Kujira, Victoriaans Nederlands, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Plak, Libotionia, New-El, Midds Conia, Krakovhia, Burriana, Agrauron, Mar america, Wunderstrafanstalt, GDL3, The Archer Republic, Araplia, Run Mayst Republic, Mzeusia, Nanatovna, CurryIndia, Gladio II, Amestris-Britannia, Udroystan, NatsukiLand, Celebia, Itallitopia, ABC, Sanjurika, Merconitonitopia, ThE eNd oF eE, Ozstan, Gospel Power, Saint Marks Island, Inzland, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Astal Aavors, Elhomna, Imperia-Exodus, Outer Egorniand, Bridgett, Abunenin, Xagill, Aningem Atron, Eglise Sainte Eve, Alsatian Island, Aledonigystan, Ultima Atlantea, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Illusia and Neverendia, Canada GR, Khaganite, Euginus, The South Falls, and Marralore.

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