The Imperial Federation of Bazhorland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.008 billion Bazhorlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yirdale. The average income tax rate is 6.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bazhorlandian economy, worth 137 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,320 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover rubles during Arts and Crafts, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and the Hanging Gardens account for half of Yirdale's water use. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bazhorland's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bazhorland is ranked 52,129^th in the world and 12^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.81 percentage of bribes refused.