Population | 10.725 billion |
Capital | Qadeisa |
Leader | Samrajni Pradnja |
Currency | Brufna |
Animal | Sareen |
The Samratnian Empire of Bayi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Samrajni Pradnja with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 10.725 billion Bayinese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qadeisa. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Bayinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion Brufnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,164 Brufnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayi's national animal is the Sareen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bayi is ranked 290,506th in the world and 3rd in Hairy Maguwayah for Most Primitive, scoring -249.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bayi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Bayi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Bayi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Bayi's influence in Hairy Maguwayah fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Bayi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Bayi lodged a message on the Hairy Maguwayah Regional Message Board.
- : Bayi changed the regional password in Hairy Maguwayah.
- : Bayi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Bayi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Bayi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.