The United Provinces of Bayfront International Territory is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Parker Johnson with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.737 billion Bayfrontites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luchtstad. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bayfrontite economy, worth 538 trillion Baybits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,149 Baybits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, a degree in Parker Johnson Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bayfront International Territory's national animal is the Firecrest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bayfront International Territory is ranked 283,396^th in the world and 43^rd in 2022 RP Region for Most Primitive, scoring -520.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.