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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38th Most Influential: 129th Most Inclusive: 205th
The Principality of
Left-wing Utopia
Gott mit dir, du Land der Bayern
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Population4.804 billion

LeaderAlbert I von Wittelsbach


The Principality of Bayern-Straubing is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Albert I von Wittelsbach with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.804 billion Baiern are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Straubing. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bayrisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,138 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and there is something rotten in the state of Bayern-Straubing. Crime is totally unknown. Bayern-Straubing's national animal is the wolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bayern-Straubing is ranked 205th in the world and 9th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 503.7 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38thMost Influential: 129thMost Inclusive: 205thMost Developed: 230thLongest Average Lifespans: 299thMost Cultured: 307thMost Beautiful Environments: 315thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 413thNicest Citizens: 456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 493rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 530thBest Weather: 553rdSmartest Citizens: 634thHighest Poor Incomes: 661stMost Advanced Public Education: 674thMost Pacifist: 751stLargest Publishing Industry: 845thLeast Corrupt Governments: 936thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 955thLargest Governments: 1,016thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,099thHealthiest Citizens: 1,162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,320thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,575thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,158thHighest Drug Use: 2,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,129thRudest Citizens: 3,338thMost Efficient Economies: 6,757thNudest: 7,176thMost Politically Free: 7,470thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,794thHighest Economic Output: 9,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,223rd
Most Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 80th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionRudest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionNudest: 216th in the regionMost Politically Free: 246th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 416th in the regionMost Stationary: 423rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 424th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 514th in the regionLargest Populations: 673rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 690th in the region

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