by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,486thMost Influential: 3,166thLowest Crime Rates: 3,757th
The Stratocratic Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Among the stars, Our survival is ensured.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.844 billion

CapitalTiflyang Sector
LeaderMarhsal George Leighton
FaithCosmic consciousness

CurrencyTSB Credits

The Stratocratic Federation of Bavaristan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marhsal George Leighton with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.844 billion Bavaristanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiflyang Sector. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bavaristanian economy, worth 741 trillion TSB Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,786 TSB Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The study of medicine is popular throughout Bavaristan, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavaristan's national animal is the Tyranid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmic consciousness.

Bavaristan is ranked 15,415th in the world and 292nd in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,600.82 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,486thTop
Most Influential: 3,166thLowest Crime Rates: 3,757thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,619thLargest Governments: 6,166thMost Patriotic: 6,167thHealthiest Citizens: 6,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,015thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,046thHighest Average Incomes: 8,194thSmartest Citizens: 8,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,540thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,827thLargest Mining Sector: 9,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,677thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,749thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,809thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,144thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,415thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,435thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,956thMost Secular: 16,386thLargest Retail Industry: 17,845thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,820thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,886thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,433rdMost Developed: 19,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,519thHighest Food Quality: 21,023rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,924thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,639th
Lowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionMost Patriotic: 149th in the regionLargest Governments: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 215th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 217th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 256th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 364th in the regionMost Influential: 369th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 417th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 483rd in the regionMost Secular: 507th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 537th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Developed: 588th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 738th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 772nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 823rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 837th in the regionMost Stationary: 868th in the regionLargest Populations: 873rd in the region

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