The Kingdom of Bautizar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward Stanton Winton III with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.124 billion Bautizans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Allansberry. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bautizarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,665 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,877 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bautizar's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Three Masts.

Bautizar is ranked 15,966^th in the world and 11^th in Middle Earth for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,602.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.