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Most Devout: 141st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 546th Safest: 629th
The United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
God and Our Right
King John IV
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Bauscland

Population12.06 billion

CapitalColumbia
LeaderKing John IV
FaithProtestantism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The United Kingdom of Bauscland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King John IV with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.06 billion Bausclanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bausch economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,007 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bauscland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Bauscland is ranked 12,049th in the world and 31st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Devout: 141stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 546thSafest: 629thLeast Corrupt Governments: 927thLowest Crime Rates: 1,134thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,198thMost Influential: 1,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,293rdMost Developed: 1,572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,583rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,034thMost Cultured: 2,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,502ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,610thMost Efficient Economies: 3,272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,585thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,661stHighest Economic Output: 3,887thHighest Average Incomes: 3,969thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,587thLargest Governments: 4,595thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,642ndBest Weather: 5,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,016thMost Stationary: 6,409thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,446thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,322ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,449thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,806thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,003rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,049thMost Pacifist: 12,433rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,643rdLargest Populations: 15,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,199th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bauscland, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bauscland, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Bauscland, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Bauscland, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls.
  • : Following new legislation in Bauscland, people caught mistreating Bauscland's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • : Bauscland lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
  • : Bauscland lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bauscland, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Bauscland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Bauscland, gossip magazines have pictures of King John IV sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.

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