The Commonwealth of Bauscland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Simon Grant with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.487 billion Bauschmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harlech. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bausch economy, worth a remarkable 3,339 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 230,542 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bauscland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the government loves seeing the little people fight, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bauscland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bauscland is ranked 456^th in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Safest, scoring 172.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.