The Commonwealth of Bauscland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Douglas Brandt with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.956 billion Bauschmen enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harlech. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bausch economy, worth a remarkable 3,717 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 233,004 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and Bausch husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bauscland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bauscland is ranked 231,683^rd in the world and 153^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.