by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,130th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,517th
The Corperation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
What is wages? You’re all slaves!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.98 billion

CapitalThe Great Slum

CurrencyInvisible dollar
AnimalGulag worker

The Corperation of Battion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.98 billion Corporate slaves are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Slum. The average income tax rate is 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Battionian economy, worth 537 trillion Invisible dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 180,433 Invisible dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Battion are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany CEO to meetings with foreign heads of state, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Battion's national animal is the Gulag worker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Battion is ranked 179,350th in the world and 10,113th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 39 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,130thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,517thMost Influential: 1,812thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,326thFattest Citizens: 2,383rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,559thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,577thLargest Retail Industry: 2,658thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,997thMost Avoided: 3,266thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,443rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,860thMost Efficient Economies: 6,022ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,028thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,386thHighest Average Incomes: 7,177thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,061stMost Secular: 14,507thLargest Black Market: 16,611thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,601st
Largest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50th in the regionFattest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 79th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 87th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96th in the regionMost Avoided: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 121st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 295th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionLargest Black Market: 368th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 477th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 559th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 595th in the regionMost Influential: 716th in the regionMost Secular: 735th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 851st in the regionRudest Citizens: 873rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 878th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 908th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,019th in the region

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