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Rudest Citizens: 793rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 994th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,493rd
The Zombie Horde of
Corporate Bordello
At least the handle is one of us
Techno God-King Dhalashada
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Barwaaqada

Population4.632 billion

CapitalAwoodda
LeaderTechno God-King Dhalashada
FaithLimaanka

Currencydahab
Animalboar

The Zombie Horde of Barwaaqada is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Techno God-King Dhalashada with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.632 billion dadka Barwaaqooba are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awoodda. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Barwaaqo economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion dahabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 230,230 dahabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, the statue in the Dredd Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Barwaaqada's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Limaanka.

Barwaaqada is ranked 20,537th in the world and 19th in Ridgefield for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.54 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Rudest Citizens: 793rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,493rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,609thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,007thMost Developed: 3,054thSmartest Citizens: 3,561stHighest Average Incomes: 3,715thMost Cultured: 4,005thLargest Retail Industry: 4,204thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,369thMost Influential: 4,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,926thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,384thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,039thLargest Governments: 6,633rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,923rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,237thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,354thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7,851stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,249thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,029thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,249thMost Inclusive: 12,198thHighest Economic Output: 12,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,455thMost Politically Free: 13,904thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,017thLowest Crime Rates: 14,706th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Barwaaqada's influence in Ridgefield rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Barwaaqada, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Barwaaqada, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Barwaaqada, the statue in the Nygma Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Barwaaqada, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.
  • : Following new legislation in Barwaaqada, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
  • : Barwaaqada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Barwaaqada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Barwaaqada was endorsed by The Holy Red Lucky Zombie Nation of Vort.
  • : Following new legislation in Barwaaqada, the debts of the father fall upon the son.

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