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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 698th
The Free Pink Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...
Influence
Dealmaker
Founder
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Barurot

Population32.314 billion

CapitalBarurot City
LeaderChocoball Mukai
FaithHedonism

CurrencyOrgy
Animalserial philanderer

The Free Pink Land of Barurot is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chocoball Mukai with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.314 billion Barurotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Environment, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barurot City. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Barurotian economy, worth a remarkable 4,621 trillion Orgies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,007 Orgies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Barurot's national animal is the serial philanderer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hedonism.

Barurot is ranked 4,664th in the world and 2nd in The ProcrastiNations for Rudest Citizens, with 155.07 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 698thLargest Black Market: 824thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,467thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,747thLargest Populations: 1,874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,184thHighest Economic Output: 2,390thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4,188thRudest Citizens: 4,664thMost Secular: 5,670thBest Weather: 5,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,636thMost Armed: 7,950thNudest: 8,294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,934thMost Influential: 9,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,279thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,490thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,859thHealthiest Citizens: 16,325thSmartest Citizens: 16,872ndMost Rebellious Youth: 22,571stLargest Governments: 23,797th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barurot, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Barurot, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Barurot, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Barurot, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Barurot, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.
  • : Barurot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Barurot's influence in The ProcrastiNations fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Barurot, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Barurot agreed to construct embassies between The ProcrastiNations and Guinea Kiribati.
  • : Barurot agreed to construct embassies between The ProcrastiNations and Embassy Central.

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