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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 451stMost Influential: 780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,059th
The Sapiarchic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Imperium et profectum.
Hierarchon Bartonius
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Bartonia Nova

Population1.252 billion

CapitalCallipolis
LeaderHierarchon Bartonius
FaithBartonian Christianity

Currencydenarius
Animalowl

The Sapiarchic Republic of Bartonia Nova is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hierarchon Bartonius with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 1.252 billion Bartonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callipolis. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bartonian economy, worth 146 trillion denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,953 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, most Bartonians would sell their own grandmother, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bartonia Nova's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bartonian Christianity.

Bartonia Nova is ranked 221,950th in the world and 7,502nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 451stMost Influential: 780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,059thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,109thLargest Retail Industry: 10,612thMost Developed: 11,645thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,231stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,135thMost Inclusive: 13,952ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,336thMost Efficient Economies: 14,349thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,517thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,696thMost Cultured: 16,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,142ndSmartest Citizens: 18,325thMost Pacifist: 19,172ndLargest Governments: 19,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,309thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,041st
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Most Influential: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 355th in the regionMost Developed: 355th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 361st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 380th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 422nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 423rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 447th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Inclusive: 497th in the regionMost Cultured: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 518th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 573rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionLargest Governments: 581st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 581st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 616th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 649th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 729th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 731st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 749th in the regionMost Pacifist: 762nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, most Bartonians would sell their own grandmother.
  • : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Bartonia Nova endorsed The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Bartonia Nova was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bartonia Nova, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Bartonia Nova voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 285 » North Lauchyperpsonity, Amerion, Steviland, Auphelia, Nova Montron, Bawkie, Canmore, Unielvan Millorvium, Wardoeka, Western Fardelshufflestein, Grianal, Walloonia, Tsunamy, Drystar, North Kanuckistan, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Kiasu-ism, Noire Denholm, Southern Numenor, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Steampunk Engineers, Baltenlands, USNE2018, Centristvill, Purple Hyacinth, Abarri, Yeldarbsland, Anserisa, Avalonica, Ebonhand, South Caleblan, Blaash, HUElavia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Zaelith, Velarin, Hakk Fiss, The Two Jerseys, Maerist, Phanama, Indolos, Corgitopiaa, Bear Connors Paradiso, South Blossom, Land Without Shrimp, Darakin, Privatore, and 235 others.Amutien, Myness, The Solar System Scope, Pamela And Hepatitis, Seyja, The naked people, Jehenna, Terran Draconia, House Ahsanul, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hypersensible Crybabies, Linden Oak, Salguod, Ralphburg, Dankstergrad, Curlyhoward, South Western Korea, Isokenzar, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Cypheri, Tepertopia, Sanden, Brunier, PenguinPies, Seliyan progressive Islands, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Iym Winterless, Catsonya, Wehraboos, Page 53, Vardanfel, Laamiva, Qvait, North Catimestistrianes, The Plebeian States, Rebel-topia, Jammlandia, Ancient Slobovia, Sthalrim, Myndia, New Briantown, Aumeltopia, Erinor, Kucaland, Midand, Shefino, Tsvetania, Pax Dracon, Crystal Creation, Rad Asia, Soem, Trotkys paradise, Bohenia, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Ullan, Not Austria, Galactic Gelatin, A leftover country, Legion Of The Moon, Drew-Topia, Itani, Proctethia, Fasire, Barkorth, Rectionk, Old Khmer, Menesynchro, Guvnurag, SteamPunk Squirrels, Peskorea, Zataras, Katikstan, Royaltica, Drazilazi, Kafeine, Aoz, Great Andora, Antarctic Empires, The United Expanse, Spazzhole, Storalia, Amakul, Volaworand, Sacal, Kandorith, Qaweritoyu, Doraya, Aresten, Doss Kingly, Direwolf1, The West Valley Mountains, Alfama, Three Rivia Levr, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Kelle Sondians, New Iridescence, Springhollow, Monstrous Island, Kroumos, Marinho Islands, Ridehale, Andinla, Gymnostan, United Great Holy Empire, Sedunn, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Farelonia, Enplatia, Calistan, Republic of RIP, Blondiesland, Yavemaya, Lesinteil, Oreo States, Farengeto, Glen Cooley, RestartAll, Utondara, St Oaks, Cuuldere, Yellunstryer, Isle of Glastonbury, Transtemporal Shifts, Quh, Gonrati, Poopisiya, Zuleit, Aurcania, Potion Seller, Western Calypso Islands, Japanese Federal Republic, Mincestia, Bod Wareenaland, Bergenu, West Pastafaria, Vulprecio, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Berlana, Escevola, Myhomecountry, Kallassius, Sapientiano, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Samofia, Euro Pacifica, Abyssal Phantasm, WI SD EA D, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Belschaft, Los Rodeos, Rotenaplistan, Osymaka, Pmta, Sandaoguo, Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, East Mantis, Tughampton, Martzian, Wakandan Tribes, The Golden Grain, Tsuyuhimoko, The Weeb Empire, Kingpins, FreeFishers, The Imperial Frost Federation, Armonitopia, Manuck, Drucar, Rosdrikk, Adparitora, Ceutalia, Hermela, Treir, Holota, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, HORLALEK, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Borgerhout, Britun, Central German Empire, Levistian, Eliveon, Mauricean Islands, Malonlandia, Gidonia, Unity of purity, Linguiniland, Scu Greinne, Unojo, Honey Cake, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Seythennia, Freavia, Death to democracy, Conexia, The Imperial Of Notsep, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Doge Land, Bichedder, Greater Scottdascoda, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, Anarkiopia, New Belgrade, Doundaly, Sodor and Mann, Noimosini, Yeses, The United Australian States, Populaa, Shantuary, Drugged up Kitties, Arstod, Breizlovakia, Nova Kobol, Oredonia, New Liban, Oxyliteral, Ipugao, Nzo, Alambar, and The Langburn Islands.

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