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Most Primitive: 2,186th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,424th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,589th
The Populated and Civilized Land of
Democratic Socialists
We will stand for our nation, GLORY TO BARRENCOL!
The Great Sheitu Barre
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Barrencol

Population1.036 billion

CapitalCiscalliber
LeaderThe Great Sheitu Barre

CurrencyBaracia
AnimalColossal Squid

The Populated and Civilized Land of Barrencol is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Great Sheitu Barre with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.036 billion Berranonials are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciscalliber. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Barrencolian economy, worth 76.3 trillion Baracias a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,641 Baracias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, protestors are soaking piles of Baracias in blood to make a point about government incomes, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barrencol's national animal is the Colossal Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Barrencol is ranked 139,095th in the world and 22nd in Evergreen Conifer for Most Stationary, with 8.44004320948 Days.

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Most Primitive: 2,186thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,424thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,589thTop
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Most Devout: 9,330thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,720thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,721stNicest Citizens: 11,007thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,786thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,130thMost Pacifist: 14,657th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Barrencol's influence in Evergreen Conifer rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Barrencol's influence in Evergreen Conifer rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Barrencol's influence in Evergreen Conifer rose from "Zero" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Barrencol, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Barrencol lodged a message on the Evergreen Conifer Regional Message Board.
  • : Barrencol relocated from Conifer to Evergreen Conifer.
  • : Barrencol lodged a message on the Conifer Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrencol, protestors are soaking piles of Baracias in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrencol, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrencol, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.

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