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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,754thNicest Citizens: 18,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,487th
The United States of
Democratic Socialists
Do a barrel roll
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Barrelland

Population1.964 billion

CapitalStorage
LeaderBrarel Mekr
FaithBarrelism

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The United States of Barrelland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Brarel Mekr with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.964 billion Barrellandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storage. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Barrellandian economy, worth 142 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,503 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, governments opposing Barrelland are beset by rebels, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barrelland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barrelism.

Barrelland is ranked 31,961st in the world and 24th in Sky Haven for Highest Poor Incomes, with 58,596.36 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,754thNicest Citizens: 18,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,487thMost Inclusive: 20,534thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,032ndHighest Food Quality: 22,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,522ndLargest Welfare Programs: 26,622nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Barrelland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, governments opposing Barrelland are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Barrelland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrelland, it's best to decline if Brarel Mekr offers to buy a round of drinks.

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