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Most Primitive: 636th Most Devout: 948th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,405th
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Soli Deo gloria
Prime Minister John Howard
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Barlomia

Population3.468 billion

CapitalBarlo-Manchester
LeaderPrime Minister John Howard
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBarlo
AnimalBazaroo

The Commonwealth of Barlomia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Howard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.468 billion Barlomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barlo-Manchester. The average income tax rate is 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Barlomian economy, worth 326 trillion Barloes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,170 Barloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, both injustice and force-feeding are sticking in the craw of hunger-striking suffragettes, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlomia's national animal is the Bazaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Barlomia is ranked 71,433rd in the world and 12th in RHINIA for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,243.4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Primitive: 636thMost Devout: 948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,405thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,442ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,725thLowest Crime Rates: 6,760thMost Influential: 7,011thBest Weather: 8,018thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,788thMost Conservative: 9,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,737thSafest: 9,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,387thLargest Governments: 14,065thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,459thMost Efficient Economies: 15,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,258thMost Authoritarian: 15,557thMost Developed: 16,028th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

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