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Most Armed: 2,413thHighest Crime Rates: 3,338thRudest Citizens: 4,714th
The Federal monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Erusea did nothing wrong
Johnathian Atherai
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Barinive

Population1.344 billion

CapitalKaliningrad
LeaderJohnathian Atherai
FaithHazbin Hotel Husker fan club

CurrencyMonetary Unit
Animaldragon

The Federal monarchy of Barinive is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johnathian Atherai with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.344 billion Bariniveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliningrad. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Barinivean economy, worth 149 trillion Monetary Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,261 Monetary Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, diaper sales are up, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Barinive's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hazbin Hotel Husker fan club.

Barinive is ranked 74,526th in the world and 1,758th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,143.84 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Armed: 2,413thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,338thRudest Citizens: 4,714thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,667thBest Weather: 7,072ndLargest Gambling Industry: 9,865thLargest Retail Industry: 10,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,280thMost Devout: 13,757thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,760thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,259thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,091stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,151stMost Inclusive: 20,631stHighest Food Quality: 21,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,686th
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Most Armed: 68th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 175th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 185th in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 249th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 269th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 313th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 368th in the regionMost Devout: 371st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 399th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 418th in the regionMost Inclusive: 441st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 465th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 525th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, diaper sales are up.
  • : Barinive was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, all recreational drugs are legal.

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