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Most Armed: 3,413thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,968thRudest Citizens: 6,222nd
The Federal monarchy of
Moralistic Democracy
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2006299
Leader
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Barinive

Population1.198 billion

CapitalKaliningrad
FaithHazbin Hotel Husker fan club

CurrencyMonetary Unit
Animaldragon

The Federal monarchy of Barinive is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.198 billion Bariniveans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliningrad. The average income tax rate is 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Barinivean economy, worth 151 trillion Monetary Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,739 Monetary Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Barinive's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hazbin Hotel Husker fan club.

Barinive is ranked 216,037th in the world and 5,434th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 8.91 Obesity Rate.

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Most Armed: 3,413thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,968thRudest Citizens: 6,222ndBest Weather: 7,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,789thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,992ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,741stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,288thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,110thMost Devout: 19,064thHighest Food Quality: 26,292ndMost Inclusive: 27,221stHighest Crime Rates: 27,394thMost Efficient Economies: 27,750th
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Most Armed: 94th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 162nd in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 257th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 286th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 338th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 341st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 373rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 375th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 419th in the regionMost Devout: 521st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 551st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 568th in the regionMost Inclusive: 585th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, the treehouse in Dragon Park is the tallest building in Barinive.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Barinive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Barinive, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.

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