The Theocracy of Bare Wishna is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mollah Amir Ohmydevai with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.221 billion Bare Wishnans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qumming. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong Bare Wishnan economy, worth a remarkable 4,080 trillion shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,708 shells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 640,612 per year while the poor average 15,281, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', the judicial system legislates morality, and all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bare Wishna's national animal is the octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Islam.

Bare Wishna is ranked 48,275^th in the world and 3^rd in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.68 law-abiding acts per hour.