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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67th Most Influential: 133rd Rudest Citizens: 151st
The Blue Colony of
Corporate Bordello
Si vis pacem...
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan

Population4.64 billion

LeaderMartinus Rufus Magnus
FaithCatholic Church of Barbarossistan


The Blue Colony of Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Martinus Rufus Magnus with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.64 billion Barbarossistanian South Brasilistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossistanian South Brasilistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 392,520 Reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,461,574 per year while the poor average 73,990, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and landfills fill the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Church of Barbarossistan.

Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan is ranked 99,732nd in the world and 5,444th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 36.02 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67thMost Influential: 133rdRudest Citizens: 151stLargest Agricultural Sector: 254thHighest Disposable Incomes: 388thMost Devout: 410thHighest Average Incomes: 520thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 541stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 629thMost Cultured: 713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 875thLargest Retail Industry: 1,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,335thSmartest Citizens: 1,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,660thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,690thMost Developed: 1,782ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,925thLargest Governments: 1,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,351stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,915thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,329thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,866thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,069thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,756thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,903rdLargest Black Market: 5,260thHighest Economic Output: 5,544thMost Efficient Economies: 6,330thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,663rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,213thTop
Highest Drug Use: 9,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,549thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,954thMost Stationary: 14,726thLowest Crime Rates: 15,123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,363rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,148th
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 76th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Black Market: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 226th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 385th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 401st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 440th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 549th in the regionLargest Populations: 657th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 690th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 802nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 818th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 855th in the regionMost Armed: 970th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 989th in the region

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