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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th Most Influential: 152nd Rudest Citizens: 157th
The Blue Colony of
Corporate Bordello
Si vis pacem...
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan

Population4.981 billion

LeaderMartinus Rufus Magnus
FaithCatholic Church of Barbarossistan


The Blue Colony of Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Martinus Rufus Magnus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.981 billion Barbarossistanian South Brasilistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossistanian South Brasilistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 397,851 Reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,433,552 per year while the poor average 78,954, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, farting etiquette is taught in schools, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Church of Barbarossistan.

Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan is ranked 72,050th in the world and 4,410th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.76 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76thMost Influential: 152ndRudest Citizens: 157thLargest Agricultural Sector: 245thHighest Disposable Incomes: 381stMost Devout: 440thHighest Average Incomes: 501stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 533rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 562ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 661stMost Cultured: 677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 864thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,201stLargest Retail Industry: 1,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,313thSmartest Citizens: 1,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,618thMost Developed: 1,650thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,759thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,914thLargest Governments: 1,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,964thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,134thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,335thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,455thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,009thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,064thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,392ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,737thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,014thLargest Black Market: 4,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,907thHighest Economic Output: 5,160thMost Efficient Economies: 6,385thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,014thHighest Drug Use: 9,063rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,180thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,412thMost Stationary: 14,289thLowest Crime Rates: 14,756thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,539thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,525th
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 78th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 80th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 107th in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 161st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 365th in the regionMost Stationary: 372nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 428th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 457th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 620th in the regionLargest Populations: 647th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 686th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 793rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 807th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 834th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,021st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,028th in the region

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