by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38th Most Influential: 103rd Rudest Citizens: 200th
The Blue Colony of
Corporate Bordello
Si vis pacem...
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Blue Colony of Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Martinus Rufus Magnus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.079 billion Barbarossistanian South Brasilistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossistanian South Brasilistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 392,195 Reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,650,180 per year while the poor average 60,487, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Dolphins are considered a delicacy, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Martinus Rufus Magnus's desk, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Church of Barbarossistan.

Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan is ranked 66,754th in the world and 3,567th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 53.79 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38thMost Influential: 103rdRudest Citizens: 200thLargest Agricultural Sector: 219thHighest Average Incomes: 474thMost Devout: 478thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 652ndMost Cultured: 811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 832ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,358thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,394thSmartest Citizens: 1,677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,794thMost Developed: 1,796thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,864thLargest Governments: 1,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,009thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,080thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,438thLargest Black Market: 3,481stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,341stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,553rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,631stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,717thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,372ndHighest Economic Output: 6,388thMost Efficient Economies: 6,436thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,224thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,351stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,156thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,694thLowest Crime Rates: 13,360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,529thHighest Drug Use: 15,958thMost Stationary: 16,166th
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 208th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Stationary: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 420th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 467th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 486th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 515th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 588th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 637th in the regionLargest Populations: 704th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 871st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 898th in the region

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