by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 6,379thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,448thLargest Black Market: 7,563rd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In unity, there is strength
Kabaka Mwanga
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population10.472 billion

LeaderKabaka Mwanga
FaithPuritan Church of Latter-Day Saints

AnimalAfrican Lion

The Kingdom of Banija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kabaka Mwanga with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.472 billion Banijans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Busukuma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Banijan economy, worth 993 trillion Shillings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 94,869 Shillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,813 per year while the poor average 20,452, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, tourists call Banijan beach towns "the fine coastline", and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Banija's national animal is the African Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Puritan Church of Latter-Day Saints.

Banija is ranked 173,853rd in the world and 162nd in Atlantian Oceania for Fattest Citizens, with 7.88 Obesity Rate.

Most Devout: 6,379thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,448thLargest Black Market: 7,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,083rdTop
Best Weather: 10,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,591stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,033rdMost Stationary: 16,438thHealthiest Citizens: 16,611thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,691stHighest Economic Output: 17,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,295thMost Influential: 18,867thMost Developed: 18,882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,260th
Most Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the region

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