Population | 12.861 billion |
Capital | Davao City |
Leader | Rodrigo Duterte |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Monkey-eating Eagle |
The People's Republic of Bangsamoro Rojo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Rodrigo Duterte with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.861 billion Bangsamoro are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davao City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bangsamoro economy, worth a remarkable 9,196 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 715,073 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Bangsamoro bee, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Bangsamoro military, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bangsamoro Rojo's national animal is the Monkey-eating Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Bangsamoro Rojo is ranked 2,249th in the world and 1st in Codex Philippinensis for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 12,927.74 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Codex Philippinensis rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Bangsamoro Rojo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Codex Philippinensis rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Codex Philippinensis rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Codex Philippinensis rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Codex Philippinensis rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Codex Philippinensis rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Bangsamoro Rojo relocated from Lazarus to Codex Philippinensis.
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Bangsamoro Rojo's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".