The Suspiciously sly nation of Banglazstrogaria is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.507 billion Banglazstrogarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New PlanoYorkisin. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Banglazstrogarian economy, worth 714 trillion Yorkenlen Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,641 Yorkenlen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, business is banging at no-tell motels, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banglazstrogaria's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Banglazstrogaria is ranked 3,905^th in the world and 119^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.93 bananas ingested per day.