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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,269th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,316th Most Efficient Economies: 2,854th
The Federal Banana Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Deo, patriae, et familia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Banana Federation

Population14.333 billion

LeaderSengud Fuerza

AnimalChocolate milk

The Federal Banana Republic of Banana Federation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sengud Fuerza with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.333 billion Bananamen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plantána. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bananish economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Bananas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 188,582 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, every workday begins with group therapy, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Banana Federation as a reminder of their "special relationship", and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Banana Federation's national animal is the Chocolate milk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Banana Federation is ranked 16,167th in the world and 3rd in Moneylania for Most Corrupt Governments, with 60.56 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,269thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,316thMost Efficient Economies: 2,854thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,992ndMost Stationary: 3,180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,270thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,052ndHighest Economic Output: 4,245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,439thMost Devout: 5,503rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,550thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,937thLowest Crime Rates: 7,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,906thMost Influential: 8,153rdTop
Safest: 8,539thLargest Retail Industry: 9,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,886thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,342ndLargest Populations: 12,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,689thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,167thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,495th

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