Population | 1.11 billion |
Capital | Taroo |
Leader | Supreme Mach |
Faith | Bambiism |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | cow |
The Community of Bambii is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Mach with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.11 billion Bambiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taroo. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bambiian economy, worth 127 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 114,415 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
90% of active duty BAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Bambiians any less frightened, and schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Supreme Mach's name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bambii's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bambiism.
Bambii is ranked 315,327th in the world and 3,209th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Supreme Mach's name.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Bambiians any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, 90% of active duty BAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.
- : Bambii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Supreme Mach's majority.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, the only places to see cows now are at local zoos.
- : Following new legislation in Bambii, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Bambiian stage setups.