by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 694thMost Influential: 1,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,567th
The United Provinces of
Left-wing Utopia
Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.858 billion



The United Provinces of Balzaria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.858 billion Balzarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balzarus. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Balzarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion balzans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,704 balzans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Balzarian sovereign territory, and there is something rotten in the state of Balzaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzaria's national animal is the wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Balzaria is ranked 3,104th in the world and 179th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.73 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 694thMost Influential: 1,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,567thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,104thSafest: 3,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,764thBest Weather: 4,397thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,955thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,604thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,039thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,684thMost Pacifist: 7,768thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,785thHealthiest Citizens: 9,179thMost Cultured: 9,931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,290thTop
Most Stationary: 12,379thNicest Citizens: 12,538thSmartest Citizens: 12,657thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,024thHighest Economic Output: 15,395thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,596thLowest Crime Rates: 16,052ndLargest Populations: 16,235thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,067thMost Developed: 17,580thLargest Governments: 18,201stMost Inclusive: 20,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,870thMost Secular: 22,767th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionSafest: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 209th in the regionBest Weather: 266th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 288th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 289th in the regionLargest Populations: 362nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 413th in the regionMost Influential: 419th in the regionMost Pacifist: 452nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 479th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 500th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 509th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 524th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 682nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 714th in the regionNudest: 740th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 794th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 808th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 813th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 825th in the regionLargest Governments: 893rd in the regionMost Developed: 970th in the region

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