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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 630th Rudest Citizens: 1,178th Largest Retail Industry: 1,272nd
The Socialist Sastan Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Resurrect the Sastan Brotherhood with Peace to Factions
Premier Luharak Kyuna
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Diplomacy Minister
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Balticonia

Population2.359 billion

CapitalLaumana
LeaderPremier Luharak Kyuna
FaithCatholicism and Tyrellian Christianity

CurrencyDolear
AnimalWinged Lion

The Socialist Sastan Republic of Balticonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Luharak Kyuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.359 billion Sasto-Baltis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laumana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Balticonian economy, worth 431 trillion Dolears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 182,986 Dolears, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 532,250 per year while the poor average 49,767, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

People who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the country is constantly under siege trying to protect soccer moms who've settled in occupied territory (Balticonia has found 1 easter egg), organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Balticonia's national animal is the Winged Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism and Tyrellian Christianity.

Balticonia is ranked 159,937th in the world and 28th in Lezra for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 174.37 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 630thRudest Citizens: 1,178thLargest Retail Industry: 1,272ndFattest Citizens: 1,427thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,020thMost Avoided: 2,111thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,178thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,626thHighest Crime Rates: 2,913thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,997thMost Devout: 3,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,700thMost Armed: 3,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,959thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,534thMost Influential: 5,752ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,488thHighest Average Incomes: 7,555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,947thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,386thMost Efficient Economies: 10,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,856thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,908th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

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