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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,814th
The Federative Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By The People. For The People.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Baltia and Poland

Population3.775 billion

CapitalWarsaw
FaithNibiru-Reptiloidism

Currencyreptilium
Animalcrab

The Federative Republic of Baltia and Poland is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.775 billion Balts and Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth economy, worth 589 trillion reptiliums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,136 reptiliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the study of medicine is popular throughout Baltia and Poland, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baltia and Poland's national animal is the crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nibiru-Reptiloidism.

Baltia and Poland is ranked 31,811th in the world and 1,377th in Balder for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,504.53 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,814thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,939thMost Cultured: 8,029thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,616thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,204thSafest: 9,771stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,332ndRudest Citizens: 10,538thMost Efficient Economies: 11,732ndMost Developed: 11,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,960thSmartest Citizens: 12,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,329thHighest Food Quality: 12,760thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,797thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,852ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,834thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,919thLowest Crime Rates: 18,902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,458thLargest Governments: 21,902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,520thMost Influential: 24,952nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 172nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 274th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionMost Cultured: 393rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 400th in the regionRudest Citizens: 408th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 464th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 469th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 503rd in the regionSafest: 512th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 592nd in the regionMost Developed: 603rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 607th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 639th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 645th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 659th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 666th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 771st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 809th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baltia and Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Baltia and Poland, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Baltia and Poland, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Baltia and Poland, the study of medicine is popular throughout Baltia and Poland.
  • : Following new legislation in Baltia and Poland, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Baltia and Poland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Baltia and Poland, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in Baltia and Poland, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
  • : Baltia and Poland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Clean Prostitute Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Baltia and Poland, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.

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