The Commonwealth of Balti Vabariik is a large, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 82 million Balti Vabariikians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The Balti Vabariikian economy, worth 4.33 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,801 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Balti Vabariik's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Balti Vabariik is ranked 45,412^th in the world and 531^st in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 78.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.