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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,407thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,111th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Diplomacy
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat

Population4.145 billion

CapitalBaloo Kingdom City
LeaderKing Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pears
AnimalBear

The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.145 billion Baloo Kingdom Diplomatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Baloo Kingdom Diplomatian economy, worth 370 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,375 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Diplomat's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is ranked 167,273rd in the world and 1st in The World of The Frozen Flames for Smartest Citizens, with 24.83 quips per hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,407thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,111thMost Devout: 7,180thBest Weather: 8,287thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 13,654thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,807thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,996thLowest Crime Rates: 23,767thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,840thMost Patriotic: 24,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,620thHealthiest Citizens: 24,990thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,321stMost Authoritarian: 26,680th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Baloo Kingdom Diplomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Baloo Kingdom Diplomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII's perky ego is the talk of the town.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.

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