The Most Serene Republic of Balkvla Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.147 billion Balkvla Islandsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimbasa City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Balkvla Islandsian economy, worth 924 trillion hitoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,352 hitoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Balkvla Islands's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Balkvla Islands endorsed The Federation of Mon Silanies.
- : Balkvla Islands endorsed The Democratic Republic of Free Van Chet.
- : Balkvla Islands endorsed The Sultanate of Small Potato.
- : Balkvla Islands endorsed The Democratic Republic of Aureum Flos.
- : Balkvla Islands was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Free Van Chet.
- : Balkvla Islands was endorsed by The Sultanate of Small Potato.
- : Balkvla Islands was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Aureum Flos.
- : Balkvla Islands endorsed The United Socialist States of New Viles.
- : Balkvla Islands endorsed The Free Land of Varavano.
- : Balkvla Islands endorsed The Grand Duchy of Adrianis.
Endorsements Received: 38 » Taliand, Dekks, Silabar, Scientists Allied, Venovica, Felscombe, Pyceiline, Vionre Tallica, Yousta, Silverfish37, YouTube Rewind 2018, Wileyshire, Gallo Republic, Plantaining, Eythronia, Terlibe, The New Liberated California, Liossalde, Proxmire, Maupedonia, Wase, Mauvemarke, Maoux, Requand, Ezechard, Qingling, The Pirotian Republic, Talamia, Dracran Bat, AtlasBarfed, Oh my god it is so hard to find a name, Adrianis, Varavano, New Viles, Siriza, Aureum Flos, Small Potato, and Free Van Chet.