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Balkan Vojvodina

Population6.214 billion

LeaderKing Nikolas I

AnimalEurasian Beaver

The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Nikolas I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.214 billion Vojvodinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunberger. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vojvodinian economy, worth 863 trillion Lulkas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,921 Lulkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Balkan Vojvodina's national animal is the Eurasian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Balkan Vojvodina is ranked 3,761st in the world and 3rd in New Western Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 116.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Fattest Citizens: 3,699thHighest Drug Use: 3,761stMost Influential: 4,391stRudest Citizens: 4,562ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,029thLargest Black Market: 5,955thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,130thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,249thMost Efficient Economies: 9,587thMost Devout: 10,118thMost Cultured: 10,430thTop
Most Armed: 12,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,803rdMost Inclusive: 13,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,999thHighest Average Incomes: 16,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,989thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,285thSmartest Citizens: 18,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,772ndLargest Governments: 20,668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,847thHighest Economic Output: 21,197thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,957thMost Developed: 22,205thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,340th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the region

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