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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,785thFattest Citizens: 6,109th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Your opinion? Couldn't care less.
King Nikolas I
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Balkan Vojvodina

Population5 billion

CapitalBrunberger
LeaderKing Nikolas I
FaithBergenism

CurrencyLulka
AnimalEurasian Beaver

The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Nikolas I with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5 billion Vojvodinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunberger. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vojvodinian economy, worth 536 trillion Lulkas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 107,271 Lulkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, King Nikolas I's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balkan Vojvodina's national animal is the Eurasian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bergenism.

Balkan Vojvodina is ranked 175,921st in the world and 149th in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -155.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,785thFattest Citizens: 6,109thLargest Black Market: 9,151stMost Devout: 9,627thRudest Citizens: 10,023rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,126thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,297thMost Cultured: 11,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,084thMost Influential: 15,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,369thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,326thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,900thMost Efficient Economies: 18,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,685thMost Developed: 18,813thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,535thMost Inclusive: 19,689thSmartest Citizens: 20,538th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Balkan Vojvodina, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Balkan Vojvodina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Balkan Vojvodina, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Balkan Vojvodina, King Nikolas I's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Balkan Vojvodina, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Balkan Vojvodina, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Balkan Vojvodina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Balkan Vojvodina, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Balkan Vojvodina, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Balkan Vojvodina endorsed The Guinea pig Republic of Corsoaua.

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