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Nudest: 6,155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,169th
The In a union with Rwekaza of
Father Knows Best State
Hail Balaslandia!
Ur mom
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Minister of Raids
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Balaslandia

Population2.195 billion

CapitalNew Balaslandia
LeaderUr mom
FaithBalaslandian Capitalism

CurrencyStar
AnimalIdk

The In a union with Rwekaza of Balaslandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ur mom with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.195 billion Nerds are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Balaslandia. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nerdy economy, worth 285 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,921 Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balaslandia's national animal is the Idk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Balaslandian Capitalism.

Balaslandia is ranked 156,171st in the world and 455th in First World Order for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 32.08 on the Hayek Index.

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Nudest: 6,155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,169thTop
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Most Secular: 11,496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,651stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,418thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,512thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,766thHighest Average Incomes: 19,018thMost Inclusive: 19,212thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,395thMost Developed: 21,401st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the region

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