The Uzumaki Naruto of Balaslandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Naruto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.156 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konohagure. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming National economy, worth 142 trillion Ryoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,573 Ryoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, foreign lack of enthusiasm for National nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Balaslandia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Balaslandian Catholic.

Balaslandia is ranked 157,227^th in the world and 7,990^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.1 Crimes Per Hour.