The Old Nation of Bakilliorshire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Doge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.722 billion Bakilliorshireans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venice. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The strong Bakilliorshirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,531 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,361 per year while the poor average 2,231, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, education and welfare spending are on the rise, The Doge has just been declared ruler of Bakilliorshire in an international press conference, and Venetianism has been named as Bakilliorshire's national religion. Crime is a problem. Bakilliorshire's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Venetianism.

Bakilliorshire is ranked 225,471^st in the world and 8^th in United Micronations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.