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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 290th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,927th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,154th
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Population11.085 billion

Leaderthe Chair of the People's Council


The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chair of the People's Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.085 billion Baiyns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchensgrad. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The thriving Baiynish economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion Mekhs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 127,829 Mekhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and television executives are interested in turning The Chair of the People's Council's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime is totally unknown. Baiynistan's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baiynistan is ranked 15,631st in the world and 666th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 53.84 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 290thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,927thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,792ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,643rdFattest Citizens: 6,026thSmartest Citizens: 7,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,267thHighest Economic Output: 7,556thSafest: 7,575thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,974thNudest: 8,199thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,560thMost Cultured: 9,733rdNicest Citizens: 11,752ndMost Pacifist: 12,608thLargest Populations: 12,734thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,945thLargest Governments: 14,401stMost Secular: 14,709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,631st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 201st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 234th in the regionTop
Nudest: 310th in the regionFattest Citizens: 318th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 348th in the regionSafest: 360th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 371st in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 420th in the regionNicest Citizens: 479th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 523rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baiynistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Baiynistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Baiynistan altered its national flag.
  • : Baiynistan was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Baiynistan ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Baiynistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.


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