by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,502ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,284thMost Patriotic: 12,629th
The Gay Islamic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his Messenger
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population2.959 billion

LeaderSurdar Nursahat
FaithShia Islam

AnimalAzure Crowned Eagle

The Gay Islamic Republic of Badjuristan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Surdar Nursahat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.959 billion Badjuristanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karabayly. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Badjuristani economy, worth 226 trillion Sryklars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,686 Sryklars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and Azure Crowned Eagle-wagons to Karabayly are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badjuristan's national animal is the Azure Crowned Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Badjuristan is ranked 41,596th in the world and 62nd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Conservative, scoring 71.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,502ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,284thTop
Most Patriotic: 12,629thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,948th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the region

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