The Reasonable People of Badasstasticalia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Wanderer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.709 billion Badasstasticalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnasanti. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Badasstasticalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,129 trillion toddlers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 292,184 toddlers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, many friends and relatives of The Wanderer have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badasstasticalia's national animal is the bugbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Bran-Dao.

Badasstasticalia is ranked 82,772^nd in the world and 30^th in Equilism for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,472.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.