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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 322ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 667th
The Reasonable People of
Father Knows Best State
No kill like overkill.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Badasstasticalia

Population10.709 billion

CapitalMagnasanti
LeaderThe Wanderer
FaithThe Bran-Dao

Currencytoddler
Animalbugbear

The Reasonable People of Badasstasticalia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Wanderer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.709 billion Badasstasticalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnasanti. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Badasstasticalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,129 trillion toddlers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 292,184 toddlers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, many friends and relatives of The Wanderer have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badasstasticalia's national animal is the bugbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Bran-Dao.

Badasstasticalia is ranked 82,772nd in the world and 30th in Equilism for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,472.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 322ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 667thLargest Black Market: 1,006thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,166thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,690thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,468thHighest Average Incomes: 2,495thFattest Citizens: 2,572ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,968thMost Armed: 3,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,383rdHighest Economic Output: 5,470thLargest Governments: 6,132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,255thSmartest Citizens: 7,407thMost Developed: 8,134thLargest Mining Sector: 8,729thMost Patriotic: 8,998thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,904thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,094thMost Efficient Economies: 11,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,561stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,190thMost Cultured: 14,348thMost Secular: 14,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,863rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,196thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,649thHighest Food Quality: 25,361stMost Inclusive: 25,430th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars.
  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, many friends and relatives of The Wanderer have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate.
  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Badasstasticalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Badasstasticalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Badasstasticalia, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.

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