The Oppressed Peoples of Bad Witch 1 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.181 billion Bad Witch 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Bad Witch 1ian economy, worth 51.4 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,556 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, the fattest folk in Bad Witch 1 look to be the happiest ones, and Bad Witch 1 has designated Bad Witch 1 City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad Witch 1's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bad Witch 1 is ranked 63,369^th in the world and 2,208^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,987.92 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.