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Most Ignorant Citizens: 47thMost Primitive: 75thMost Devout: 76th
The Rogue Nation of
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If i have to choose i will get it wrong
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bad option

Population6.662 billion

CapitalCrumbeling city
LeaderLord high dictator for life
FaithThe great me

CurrencyUsed condom
AnimalBlind mole rat

The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.662 billion Fools are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,493 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 374,239 Used condoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 212th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 115,388.27 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 47thMost Primitive: 75thMost Devout: 76thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 166thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212thMost Avoided: 284thFattest Citizens: 286thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 290thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 308thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 331stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 365thMost Subsidized Industry: 536thLargest Black Market: 743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 883rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,059thLargest Mining Sector: 1,144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,414thLargest Governments: 1,520thMost Efficient Economies: 1,735thMost Patriotic: 2,082ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,564thNudest: 4,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,484thHighest Economic Output: 6,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,944thMost Conservative: 10,236thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,680thMost Stationary: 17,903rdMost Influential: 18,615thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,434th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 50th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 141st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionMost Stationary: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 402nd in the regionMost Conservative: 438th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 448th in the regionLargest Populations: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
  • : Bad option was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.
  • : Following new legislation in Bad option, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.

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