The Star Defensive Lineman of Bad Man Allen is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jonathan Allen with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The democratic population of 2.715 billion Bad Man Allenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Bad Man Allenian economy, worth 126 trillion tackles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,653 tackles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, Jonathan Allen has just been declared ruler of Bad Man Allen in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Bad Man Allen's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fight for Old DC.

Bad Man Allen is ranked 271,726^th in the world and 62^nd in Colonia Apollonis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.98 law-abiding acts per hour.